Crazy Times

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Indoor and outdoor dining, plus a newly renovated upstairs bar! In the new bar area, we’ve made it more comfortable to eat, drink, socialise and listen to live music on Saturday nights. We’ve also got a retro game console with 60 different games to enjoy!

Live music (updated regularly)

Sat, Dec 188 pmThe Dusty Dimes
Sat, Jan 157 pmDan Hopkins (album release tour)

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Most of our dishes are served up ‘family-style’ on platters, meant for sharing. We’re not just a meat place; we also have large range of vegetarian and vegan dishes, and healthy salads.

We have ample seating in our downstairs dining room, upstairs bar, and outdoor beer garden. We offer takeaway as well as we provide our food for delivery through third-party companies. Keep in mind that due to large commission charges by these companies, our prices are higher through these apps. Just give us a call on 03 9043 2449 and get some takeaway!

Feel free to make a reservation online HERE, but walk-ins are always welcome. We’ve got ample space.



Group bookings and functions

Organising a get together with friends or family? Smokey Jakes has got you covered! We’ve created a special banquet menu that can be tailored to the size of your function, budget and more. Give us a call to book! Catering from home? Check our our Bulk Meats menu here!


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Hours of operation

Sun, Mon: 5-8:30 pm

Fri: 12-late; Sat: 12-late

Tue, Wed, Thu: closed temporarily


559A North Rd, Ormond VIC 3204 Australia

Contact us

03 9043 2449